Miriam Santiago Pick-up Lines And Jokes 2012

Miriam Santiago Pick-up Lines 2012

Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago cracked new pick-up lines and jokes during 1^st General Membership & Induction Meeting of the Credit Management Association of the Philippines, Inc held at the Makati Shangri-La Hotel last week.

The usually feisty senator, who was the event's guest speaker, delivered the following hilarious jokes, filling the room with laughter:

"Kapag namatay ako, huwag na huwag kang pupunta sa libingan ko. Baka kasi tumibok ulit ang puso ko.

"Can you recommend a good back? Kasi I'm planning to save all my love for you?

"Gusto mo ba ng trabaho? Meron sa post office, P10,000 per day. Didilaan mo ang lahat ng stamps.

"Miss, kutsara ka ba? Kasi papalapit ka pa lang, napapanganga pa ako

"Balita ko meron ka raw kulasisi na 18 years old?

Politician: Lumang balita 'yan 28 years old na siya ngayon.

"A young boy asked his Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?
The father said, you're my son. Confident ako doon. Yung best friend mo sa school, anak ko rin yun. Yun ang confidential.

"Suicide, homicide, insecticide, lahat pamatay. Pero kung gusto mong pampabuhay, i-try mo ang 'by my side.'

"Malabo na talaga ang mata ko. Pwede ba akong humingi sa iyo ng kahit konting pagtingin?"

For more of Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago's pick-up lines and jokes, please visit here:  http://noypistuff.blogspot.com/2011/09/sen-miriam-defensor-santiago-pick-up.html

Photo courtesy of Sen. Miriam Santiago's Facebook page.